Kingdom Knock

Fith wears a glue on ponytail with a hairnet to bed for no obvious reason.

Thurman Slim has some my lil poney hot pants and some lama skinned patent leather reeboks

Bron G just got called away to the chicken shack! says there behind on gravey so he cant be part of the dozens but soon as the hot wings shipment comes in he should be straight!

DerkdaJerk has Silkk Da Shockers Rhyme Book on his Ebay Wish List.

fifth illa has a fake leg that he keeps humus and grapefruit slices in, incase of emergencies

Thurman slim teaches pole dancing at the mint , tambout he gotta whear joggin pants to keep from bruisin his thighs

dj dark gable flosses with pork chop fat

thurman slim aint got no neck talkn bout he slept wrong and now he got a crick in his chin LOLOLOL

fifth element cant swim so he teaches water aerobis with a slip and slide

i saw Bron G in a memebers only pleather poncho reselling sundays paper on monday at the mission

Fifth illa aint got no teeth so when people ask him to stop bumpn his gums he get upset cause he cant help it!

Bron G still wondering why Eric B. name ain't on the ballot.

dj dark gable bout some timbaland tap shoes, tambout he gone be a cross between DMX and gregory hines

Thurman slim aint got no arms talkn bout he gone set the world record for chin ups!

Bron G's nikes are so old...their called the walk on water limited additions!

Dj Dark Gable only ninja i know that does crunches while he jogs ninja look somebody let a slinky go round the track

fifth illa tambout he got a response to kendricks control ...called "perky"

Derkdajerk underwear got pockets.

Bron G aint got no elbows so when he run his arms look like them streemer ribbons on peoples bike handle bars

Fifth element got on some leather puma mochasins , some grey high water bell bottoms and a meshed bergundy half shirt that has the words "proud mary" embroidered across the back in gold lettering

Thurman slim teaches riverdancing to johnny gills my my my at the YWCA on church street

Bron G does prison braids in a tight white Tee, and joggin pants rolled up to his calf with red bottom wallabees

Wednesdays u can get your joint platted for half price for a juicy juice and a pack of smokes, menthols

DerkDaJerk is starting a new group called "A Tribe Called Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

thurman slim breath smell like Dead billy goats and tobascoe sauce, i asked him why his breath was so humid and the ninja looked at me and said "cause i spit hot fiyah ,DYALN DYLAN DYLAN DYLAN!"

Just realized we the only 2 clowning. :(

Thurman slim new single is out ...its called welcome to the glitter dome!