Kingdom Knock

WAR eats Chicken fingers with his thumbs so he don’t bite himself.

Jon Blaq make glow in the dark Hula Hoops part time for midgets.

hahahahah okay well lets get it in den ninjas

DJ dark gable wears a half shirt to his shows so he can scratch with his belly button tambout he got carpal tunnel!

Bron G. lost a freestyle contest to Helen Keller.

Da fifth Element has asthma and stutters so when he raps all his songs sound like their chopped and screwed LOL

@Thurman slim ...yo all jokes aside she almost caught me out there when she went into her pootie tang remix of light as rock...Hellen is a beast!

Bron G wrote the lyrics to the jordach jeans commercial his new album is called "u got the look i want to know better"

Derkdajerk eats his toe nails like Cashews.

Bron G doubles for Montel Jordan at the nursing homes in Canada.

I SAW...dj j lone rockin a pair of cordaroy boxers and a bergundy members only jacket with the sleeves cut off and some toe thong sandals with a backwards nike check on the bottom..walkn threw the mall screaming "NOW WHO ELSE WANNA F WITH HOLLY WOOD COLEMAN"

SILENT WAR IS MISSING a front tooth on top and one on the bottom and be walk round rockin a head band with the words "crooked smile" in cursef on it!

Jon Blaq was a stunt double in BrokeBack Mountain.

DJ Lone lost a game of 21 to Emmanuel Lewis.

Silent War bout a big screen tv to work out to sean t's hiphop abbs ...he called me like "yo i love it , its like he's right there sweating on me"

da fifth element wont take a bath cause he scared he wont be able to use "we wont the funk" as his theme song anymore

DJ DARK GABLE has a platic wind breaker with princes face on the back and the lyrics to "when doves cry" printed in hebrew around the collar

Silent War is shrink wrap master for oatmeal cookies ans little debbies snack foods.

Jon Blaq has a pair of bikini underwear on right now that has big things come in small packages writtin on the front of them.

Bron G got on some nike air dunk zebra skin loafers! with red bottoms

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IM BOUT TO BE SICK !!!!

5th Element was arrested for stealing a truck load of puffed wheat.

DA FIFTH ELEMENT HAS ON CELOFANE CHURCH SOCKS, WITH REVEREND IKES FACE ON THEM! AND HE KEEPS THEM ROLLED DOWN TO HIS ANKLES

Derk Da Jerk got fired from Willy Wonka's chocolate factory for counterfeit golden tickets. Come to find out he was pee'ing on the blank tickets.

HAHAHAHAHAHA...that's messed up Blaq. Job Blaq cleans lettuce part time in the Food Lion produce department.

DJ J Lone still takes Polaroids.

War is head basket designer at bath and body works.

Bron G burps baby lama's when he's not skeet shooting rubber duckies on the weekend.

Fith Element got the WuTang symbol on his big toenail.

HAHAHAHAHA

5th Element enjoys wearing U-God bracelets running around the house naked during his free time.

War samples his dookie droplets trying to recreate "Come Clean" by Jeru the Damaja

Jon Blaq got turned down on a collaboration request with the Geico Caveman.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..."Oh Oh...heads up cause we droppin some..."

Fith Element remixed JT's Suit and Tie with a joint called Church Socks and Flip Flops.

Silent war told me Rodney Jerkins was his hero...until he found out he wasnt a porn star #MMD

Bron G sells holy water and communion wafers at the fifth street shelter

Jon Blaq rocks the strap-on roller skates to Bible Study.

hahahahahahahahaha stupid

Thurman slim sucks his thumb while wearing a shear wife beater *want proof? reference his picture* LOL

DJ J Lone keeps a kitty liter box next to his DJ stand for those just in case moments.